there are the ships that make you want to curl up in a ball on the floor, sobbing your eyes out and clutching at your chest dramatically

and then there are the ships that make you want to cover your head in a blanket with a cute pattern and squeal and giggle like an idiot

AND THEN THERE ARE THE SHIPS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO PUNCH A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION IN A BRICK WALL AND BREAK EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN A FIT OF RAGE