Shit EXO Said

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will i ever meet my daytime shooting star in this sudden downpour or will it have to be on a day when the weather is good enough

Shit EXO Said

kimeresque:

(Luhan) If you see someone laughing and the chin looks disjointed, that’s me.
(Suho) I clean the deer poop.
(Chen) I think this horse is very brave for proposing to the elephant he loves.
(Chanyeol) If I eat a banana will you banhana? (fall for me)
(Tao) Even if the clothes are cheap, they will look expensive on me.
(Sehun) I am still underage can I drive this? (miniature car)
(Xiumin) I’m Class 2’s Fatty.
(D.O.) Is everyone’s DNA different?
(Kris) I’m afraid of coriander.
((Baekhyun) Q: Best facial feature?) My hips.
(Lay) I want to go to Baekhyun’s Grandmother’s house.
(Kai) I’m a man like the sea… you don’t know how big my heart is. You’ll get lost because it’s so big. But I’ll come and find you.
(Sehun) Although I don’t know too much about marriage, I know I’ll be a good husband.
((Chen) Q: EXO is pooping well every morning, right? )Of course! Mine is solid every time!
(Kris) When I was young I liked to draw eggs. Because eggs are hard to draw.
(Suho) Love? Don’t make me laugh. I can buy it with money now.
(Kai) I thought nail polish was lip balm. So I applied it to my lips and I cried.
(D.O.) You’re wrong. Go away! Just go home!
(Luhan) Donald Duck Hyung.
(Lay) ByunXing (sounded like byungsin – asshole)
~~requested by a precious anonnie~~